Tuesday, September 15, 2009

No lie

So Mr. Wilson calls the President of the United States a liar. But the bill as it is currently written actually says that undocumented immigrants will not be covered. So you're not only a dick, but you're wrong, Mr. Wilson.

But here's my idea, and you bastards at BC/BS better not steal it. I'm going to sell insurance to undocumented immigrants. Then I'll tell them that if they try to go to the doctor they'll get deported. Of course they'll be detained for months with their medical predicament untreated, and will probably die before they get across the border. So I'll get the premiums and won't have to pay any claims.

And the GOP will love it because a lot of them illegals will be suffering and won't be able to respond to attacks that they are undermining the very fabric of our society, and baseball, apple pie and momma's Chevy.

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