Today's Cheney

Still looking for a foothold in American (as opposed to Alaskan) politics, Ms. Sarah Palin has lurched from the Great White North. She has recently admonished the Obama Administration for proposing cuts to Alaska's missile defense system, calling it a "sign of weakness". First of all, a sign of weakness is running for vice president with the intellect of a adolescent mall rat. Second of all, did anyone know that Alaska had a missile defense system? Why? To protect caribou from ICBMs? WTF? OK, Palin, and your snowmobile driving, big gun toting, oil pumping, stoners, how much exactly do you think the rest of the country should fork over for this missile defense system? Does the damn thing even work? And if you tough wild frontier folk are so damn libertarian, why are you asking for millions and millions of our tax payer dollars to protect your fur underwear covered asses?

Sarah, honey, take your anti-American rhetoric, your rimless glasses, your Beverly Hillbilly look-alike Gucci and Armani outfit, and "go f@#k yourself"!