Today's Cheney

Today's "Go f%$k yourself!" goes to...

Republican Representative Jason Chaffetz from the great state of Utah, who is taking on a mission to stop Washington D.C. from recognizing same-sex marriages deemed legal in other states. Now, I know that it is a bedrock characteristic of Utah society to venture out and meddle in the affairs of others, but Jason, dude. In our presumed democracy, the people of D.C. have decided, and they don't need you. Why don't you go back to your district and knock on every door, and make sure that their marriages are between one man and one woman, and that they are adhering to your definition of marriage. And then, go f%$k yourself.