Cuba

While you nimrods are having your teabagathon, your president is in Central America making the world a better place. He is making inroads with Raul Castro that could pay huge future dividends. Now, I'm sure that the neocons and Feaux news will lambaste Obama and Hillary, but if they pulled their craniums from their anuses for one minute and thought about it, they might--and this is admittedly remote--see what is going on here. The U.S. is in desperate need of friends in Central and South America. Why? Because president sh$# for brains contributed to Russia's growing strength. They have been trying to put pressure on us by making allies in Venezuela and Cuba, much like the days of the Cold War. By making friends with Cuba, Obama could save us a lot of pain down the road by keeping Putin in Eurasia. Chavez is a different story, but he too will be much more willing to play ball without numbnuts in the White House.

D